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Tis the season
Dec. 7th, 2006 11:36 amTo get FAT!
It's started already. There's goodies in the break room. I have to walk past them to get to my low-cal, nutritious lunch. They call to me with their siren song and make me want to dash all my hard won weight loss on the rocks of their artery hardening, fat inducing yummieness. I've asked co-workers not to tell me that stuffs in there, but I think they're sadistic, eeevil little gnomes and want to see me stuff my face.
New pledge...I (state your name) do solemnly swear to AVOID THE BREAKROOM for the next month. Really just a mere 13 days since there's a holiday in there somewhere. I can do this, really I can.
It's started already. There's goodies in the break room. I have to walk past them to get to my low-cal, nutritious lunch. They call to me with their siren song and make me want to dash all my hard won weight loss on the rocks of their artery hardening, fat inducing yummieness. I've asked co-workers not to tell me that stuffs in there, but I think they're sadistic, eeevil little gnomes and want to see me stuff my face.
New pledge...I (state your name) do solemnly swear to AVOID THE BREAKROOM for the next month. Really just a mere 13 days since there's a holiday in there somewhere. I can do this, really I can.
