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Dear Co-Workers:
I'm really very envious that the rest of you in this company are so obviously independently wealthy that you don't need the meager pay we get bi-weekly. I mean, why else would you all make me chase you down with repeated calls, e-mails, faxes and siccing threatening managers in your faces to get off your collective butt and send me your timesheets. Now I know it's hard to remember that bi-weekly means every two weeks and that marking the date such info is due on a calendar somewhere is a very tiresome task, but sometimes it is necessary to put forth the extra effort in today's busy business environment. I'm also very sorry that I may have missed the handholding phase with you folks in other states and time zones, but in my own defense, I have three children and three grandchildren of my own and am not looking to adopt at this time. Perhaps using some of that extra cash you have laying around to invest is some type of automated time keeping devise might be useful.
No love,
Me
I'm really very envious that the rest of you in this company are so obviously independently wealthy that you don't need the meager pay we get bi-weekly. I mean, why else would you all make me chase you down with repeated calls, e-mails, faxes and siccing threatening managers in your faces to get off your collective butt and send me your timesheets. Now I know it's hard to remember that bi-weekly means every two weeks and that marking the date such info is due on a calendar somewhere is a very tiresome task, but sometimes it is necessary to put forth the extra effort in today's busy business environment. I'm also very sorry that I may have missed the handholding phase with you folks in other states and time zones, but in my own defense, I have three children and three grandchildren of my own and am not looking to adopt at this time. Perhaps using some of that extra cash you have laying around to invest is some type of automated time keeping devise might be useful.
No love,
Me
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Date: 2009-04-21 11:50 pm (UTC)*hands over the choklit*
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Date: 2009-04-22 11:20 am (UTC)Thanks dearie.